my head hurts

So here is a funny story for you all. So tonight Liz wanted me to go and clean up our bedroom a little bit. So me being the smart person that i am told her that if she could get me back there than i would clean for her. Well i knew that there was no way she could carry me back to the room so i jokingly told her to be creative and get a system of pulleys or something. The next thing i knew she was coming at me with a role of duct tape and this was the result. Her creative idea was to roll me into a ball and then roll me down the the hallway. Well i laughed a lot and thought that this would not work, but was surprised as she started to roll me down the hall. Then about halfway down the hall she started to head toward the wall and proceeded to roll my head into the wall. She said it was an accident but i think it was pay back for making her go through all that trouble just to get a clean room.
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